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expresses a great and terrible truth. It is not the least bit coincidental
that adults who commit suicide with firearms almost always shoot
themselves in: the head. They shoot the terrible master. And the truth
is that most of these suicides are actually dead long before they pull
the trigger.
And I submit that this is what the real, no bullshit value of your liberal
arts education is supposed to be about: how to keep from going through
your comfortable, prosperous, respectable adult life dead, unconscious,
a slave to your head and to your natural default setting of being uniquely,
completely, imperially alone day in and day out. That may sound like
hyperbole, or abstract nonsense. Let's get concrete. The plain fact is that
you graduating seniors do not yet have any clue what "day in day out"
really means. There happen to be whole, large parts of adult American
life that nobody talks about in commencement speeches. One such part
involves boredom, routine, and petty frustration. The parents and older
folks here will know all too well what I'm talking about.


Banks and financial giants are failing. Everyone is worried about the price of oil and gasoline. War is translated and morphed from gunfire to body counts over the span of thousands of miles. Oh, and Andy Dick has been arrested again.
Seems like a good day for some music, literature and art.
Pablo Picasso's La Vie can currently be seen at the Utah Museum of Fine Arts’ exhibit, "Monet to Picasso," which is definitely worth checking out if you're in the Hive. That painting tore me down emotionally and then built me back up, completely refurbished, in the span of about fifteen minutes.
There is so much going on in the scene that has to do with grief, as though there is mourning on many different levels. This resounded deeply within me because, in my most melancholic times, what keeps me from being engulfed by the harshness of the moment is this: the knowledge that I am a being, aware of the world, able to experience the full spectrum of existence.
Whether it be joy, sadness, anxiety, or feeling whole, there also comes solace and beauty from all things. I may not understand in the moment, but ultimately I find gratitude that I am able to have a life of multivariate experience. That is what the painting brought to me.
The scene shows a somber couple looking toward a woman holding a baby. Between the four are pictures of people grieving, like the young couple, in the nude. This could represent generations of human suffering. But the baby, so innocently unaware of the sadness around it, is the hope that even in the bleakest of moments, there is opportunity to start anew and experience life all over again.
It brought to mind a quote from Douglas Coupland's Life After God, which I recently reread for the first time since my summer after high school:
"Time ticks by; we grow older. Before we know it, too much time has passed and we've missed the chance to have had other people hurt us. To a younger me this sounded like luck; to an older me this sounds like a quiet tragedy."
Some morning in my city, a woman
Sits putting make-up on, expecting
No one, separated by one white wall
From the landscape that needs her.
And I--risen from fear, letting
My loneliness dissolve into the sunlit
Bough of a pine--will step out
And enter the shadows of tall buildings:
The sky glazed blue & gold, the streets
Drawing me to her door, the places
My feet hit like stones sticking up
Through the surface of some wide river.
And when our eyes meet, it will be
In the hue that happens when light finds dark,
In the secret music of worlds spinning true,
That we will move toward a sort of praise.
Death In Orange County
It's in the way the waves fall like dull lead,
Water warmer by September but still cold,
The bougainvillea's crinoline, fresh blood,
The sky's blank face, the blank face of a child.
A skywriter spells SURRENDER. To what?
This ease? This difficulty? Of the mild
Astonishments of a Saturday night,
Not one survives—not her face, not her name,
Not her. And certainly not how the light
Spilled broken on the bay and made a game
Of whatever it was you were trying
To make clear between you there, over rum.
Sometimes you don't feel like doing anything.
Sometimes you're done before you even rise.
It's in the way the sun mutes everything,
The mist, the fog, the high latticed fences.
The girl on the plane was reading a book:
Death of a "Jewish American Princess."
Sometimes you don't know quite what you feel like.
You put on your favorite disc, Camelot,
And walk around the house having the look.
A good part of the time, you feel like shit.
It's in the stylishness of restaurants,
In the sweet note of a single gunshot
Echoing off the glass of lit storefronts,
In the cool distances of these houses.
Nobody knows what anybody wants,
Or else knows all too well what those tan faces
Are trying hard not to show they don't feel.
And that's all that's left to you now are the traces:
House, stock, Jacuzzi, clothes, automobile.
More Joe Bolton at Identity Theory

The Regal Seagull’s long and storied career began in the 19th century with Joseph Christensen Young Smith, a muckraker and saloon assistant manager. Joseph Christensen Young Smith, or “Bitch Tits” as he was known to friends, was a contemporary of Brigham Young’s. In a demonstration of his progressiveness, Joseph Christensen Young Smith founded The Regal Seagull in Utah in 1839, several years before the Mormon pioneers would arrive.
The Regal Seagull has played an integral part in history over the past 169 years. The Regal Seagull was the first to find the link between the sinking of the Titanic and Great Salt Lake. It was The Regal Seagull who brought The Beatles to America, by way of Utah. ‘Deep Throat’ in the Watergate scandal was none other than The Regal Seagull. The Regal Seagull also killed Jimmy Hoffa. Sorry.
The Regal Seagull ran for congress sometime back in the ’70’s, but was forced to drop out of the race due to a sex scandal involving a prostitute, a Doberman pinscher and a broken Jell-o mold. The Regal Seagull doesn’t really want to talk about it.
The Regal Seagull has won many awards and recognitions over the years, including being voted in 1983 “Most Likely to Become Pregnant and Drop Out of School.” It has also won five Pulitzers Prizes, two Peabody Awards, two Grammys, an NAACP Spirit Award and an Oscar Nomination for Best Supporting Actress.
The Regal Seagull now enjoys success as Utah’s #1 one news source in all of Utah.
Check it out, there are a lot of funny people involved. The website launched on Monday and we have updates every Monday hereafter. I wrote a few stories for the first edition and when the update goes up, I'll provide links to my stories. Read, enjoy, and, hopefully, laugh.
Just to keep you around for a little bit, here are some songs from new albums that have been on heavy rotation around my parts lately. Fleet Foxes hail from Seattle, combining the indie-poppiness of the Shins with the laid back harmonizing of Crosby, Stills and Nash. She & Him are actress Zooey Daschanel and M. Ward - their album Volume 1 is a a daydream you won't want to come back to the real world from. The Black Keys new album Attack and Release was deftly produced by Danger Mouse, keeping the Keys bluesy rust belt roots intact while adding some nice flourishes. I was just recently turned on to the electropop of Australia's Cut Copy and have been digging the duo's new album In Ghost Colours. Frightened Rabbit hail from Scotland and after some hype at South By Southwest last year are making waves in the U.S. with their new album The Midnight Organ Fight. I love everything Jack White touches and the new Raconteurs album does not disappoint. Finally, the over-hyped but still immensely enjoyable Vampire Weekend, whose eponymous debut album is like a stripped down version of Paul Simon's Graceland. Enjoy the songs and the beautiful weather out in Salt Lake.
She & Him - You Really Got A Hold On Me
The Black Keys - All You Ever Wanted
Cut Copy - Strangers In The Wind
ly more engrossing than others, they are a safer bet for enjoyable viewing.
pushers and hitman, of the individuals who try to beat the shitty hand that was dealt to them. It is the tale of a broken society, where hope is sometimes spoken of, but only cautiously and by those who can afford to say it.
Season 5 (starting tonight and available on HBO OnDemand) will focus on the media and its contribution/detraction to the realities of the world in which it works through journalists at the fictional (of course, not based on the real newspaper that Simon worked at) Baltimore Sun. The season premier is tonight on HBO.